January 8, 2011

You're Welcome

Dear Tom Selleck . . . 


Congratulations.  After months of deliberation, you have been selected to play the role of my father on the big screen.


I live an amazing life and it's time to tell the story.


This may seem a little crazy, creepy even.  But I assure you someday you will feel honored and thank me.  In your Academy Award speech for Best Actor.


true story.


Edie B. Kuhl

6 comments:

  1. True stories are always best when embellished with... a little stretch?

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  2. Miss Nikki - Always. Sage advice.

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  3. Yeah sometimes my Polyannah'ishness needs to come with a motion sickness bag!

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  4. I'm not sure what just happened here.

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  5. Miss Nikki - :)

    Moog - Neither am I. Just go with it.

    Not Emily - My favorite line. Thank you.

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